apostlemage: pyramidslayer: look what you can buy There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot
tags: *_N0 SCRUB Z0N3_*, cars,oh my fucking god,
from: https://bastardfact.tumblr.com/post/100793070935